Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Politics! A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know
whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in
with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After
putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing) I came back and explained the city
code Fresno , CA is (FAT), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.