Things that make you go "Hmmm!" In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics! A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know
whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in
with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After
putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing) I came back and explained the city
code Fresno , CA is (FAT), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.