Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Politics! A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China . After
a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to
China many times and never had to have one of those." I double-checked and sure enough, his stay
required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have
accepted my American Express!"