Things that make you go "Hmmm!" You know you’re old if your walker has an airbag.
Politics! An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from
Detroit left at 8:30 a.m. and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of
Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she