Things that make you go "Hmmm!" A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Politics! An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . When I pulled up the
reservation, I noticed he had only a one-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a
car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time."