Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Politics! A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New
York. " I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights
do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up
every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly!
Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally
offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal".