Things that make you go "Hmmm!" I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Politics! A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little
computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah,
whatever, smarty!"
