Colorado March 2004
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Things that make you go "Hmmm!" When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Politics! I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I
asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these
planes have numbers on them.